• HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER
• RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
• WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her
• SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
• INTERNET Girls: difficult to access
• SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her
• MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful
• CD-ROM Girls: she is always faster and faster
• E-MAIL Girls: every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
• VIRUS Girls: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything

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 “Escape is just the Beginning”

 MICHAEL SCOFIELD (Wentworth Miller) is a desperate man in a desperate situation. His brother, LINCOLN BURROWS (Dominic Purcell), is on death row and scheduled to die in a few months for an assassination Michael is convinced Lincoln did not commit. With no other options and time winding down, Michael held up a bank to get himself incarcerated alongside his brother in Fox River State Penitentiary. Once he’s inside, Michael - a structural engineer with the blueprints for the prison - begins to execute an elaborate plan to break out Lincoln and prove him innocent of this sensational murder.

With the help of his cellmate, SUCRE (Amaury Nolasco), Michael begins to align himself with a disparate group of prisoners, including former mob boss JOHN ABRUZZI (Peter Stormare) and CHARLES WESTMORELAND (Muse Watson), a man some believe to be the infamous skyjacker D.B. Cooper. On the outside Michael has only one ally, his defense attorney and longtime friend, VERONICA DONOVAN (Robin Tunney) - who also happens to be Lincoln’s former girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lincoln’s 15-year-old son, LJ (Marshall Allman), is now adrift without his uncle Michael’s positive influence in his life.

PRISON BREAK combines the hope of “The Shawshank Redemption,” the camaraderie of “The Longest Yard” and the tense procedure and spectacle of “The Great Escape.” This intriguing new series will reveal additional pieces of the puzzle each week as Michael carries out his daring plan to mastermind the ultimate prison break - and solve the far-reaching national-scale conspiracy that landed his brother there in the first place.

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“Don’t Tell Them What They Can’t Do” 

The Plot 
A passenger jet breaks apart in mid-air, crash-landing on a tropical island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. Left without the creature comforts and basic necessities of civilization, the 48 survivors are forced to rely upon one another to stay alive — and given the personality quirks of these survivors, this won’t be easy during the first season of the ABC hit series Lost. Generally with the help of flashbacks, viewers learn a number of deep dark secrets about the castaways on a need-to-know basis, especially the demons plaguing Dr. Jack Shephard (Matthew Fox) and one-hit-wonder rock star Charlie Pace (Dominic Monaghan). Every so often, a crisis arises for the principal purpose of revealing a hitherto unknown and unsuspected aspect of one of the characters. Inevitably, hostilities both minor and serious arise from the basic fundamental differences among the survivors: Korean couple Jin and Sun Kwon (Daniel Dae Kim, Yunjin Kim) are unable to uphold their family traditions under the circumstances, while their inability to speak English creates an additional barrier between themselves and the others; and the MacGyver-like resourcefulness of former Iraqi Republican Guard Sayid (Naveen Andrews) is not enough to overcome the racism of some of his fellow passengers. Then there is the unfriendly aura of the island itself, with its inscrutable topography, and the bizarre menagerie of wild animals, ranging from a polar bear to a (possible) dinosaur! Also, the discovery in one episode of two long-dead bodies certainly does nothing to uplift the rescue hopes of the hapless survivors. And finally, there seems to be someone else on the island…someone not on the passenger list…someone who kidnaps two of the castaways and threatens to kill off the rest one by one. The one overriding question near the end of season one is: who among the “major” characters will not make it to next season

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• If I like it, it is mine.
• If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
• If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
• If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
• If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
• If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
• If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
• If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.
• If it’s yours and I steal it, it’s mine.
• If I………………………!
   
  Oops, sorry! I’ve been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents!

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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!!

The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee. 
The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli : will

• Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
• Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
• Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
• Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
• Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
• Re-occupy the West Bank, and Gaza Strip.
• Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot them.
• Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
• Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
• Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

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