Archive for March, 2007

Children’s LAWS OF Ownership

5 years ago

by Gradly in Funny

If I like it, it is mine.
If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.
If it’s yours and I steal it, it’s mine.
If I………………………!

Oops, sorry! I’ve been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents!

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What Happens If…

5 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!!

The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli : will

Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
Re-occupy the West Bank, and Gaza Strip.
Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot them.
Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.