Archive for May, 2007

In the beginning was The Plan: a 21st Century Fable

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes, Parody

In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without Form.
And the Plan was without Substance.
And Darkness was upon the faces of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinks.“
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung and we cannot live with the smell.“
And the supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, “It is a container of organic waste and it is very strong such that none may abide by it.“
And the managers went unto their Directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by it.“
And the directors went unto their Executive directors, saying, “It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very powerful.“
And the executive directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying, “It promotes growth and is very powerful.“
And the vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects.“
And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.
And the plan became Policy.
And this is how shit happens.

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ABC Friendship

4 years ago

by Gradly in Misc.

A Friend ….

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in “you”
(C)alls you just to say “HI”
(D)oesn’t give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust “be” with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)plains what you don’t understand
(Y)ells when you won’t listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

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An Amazing Thought

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny

This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid

An Amazing Thought

When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I cold, I black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black…
And you White fellow,

When you born, you pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you blue,
When you scared, you yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray…
And you call me colored !!?”

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The Higher, The Smaller …

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes

After a two year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America’s recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is: Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.