Archive for June, 2007

Difference in Conversation between Women & Men

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes

TWO WOMEN TALKING:

Woman #1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman #2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman #1: No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman #2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman #1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman #2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier

NOW TWO MEN TALKING:

Man #1: Haircut?
Man #2: Yeah

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Good Advice

4 years ago

by Gradly in Misc.

One: Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Two: Marry a man / woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
Three: Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
Four: When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
Five: When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
Six: Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
Seven: Believe in love at first sight.
Eight: Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
Nine: Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
Ten: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
Eleven: Don’t judge people by their relatives.
Twelve: Talk slowly but think quickly.
Thirteen: When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
Fourteen: Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Fifteen: Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
Sixteen: When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
Seventeen: Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
Eighteen: Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
Nineteen: When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Twenty: Spend some time alone.

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Story Corner: Wealth, Success & Love

4 years ago

by Gradly in Stories

A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said, “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.”

“Is the man of the house in home?”They asked.
“No”, she replied. “He’s out.”

“Then we cannot come in”, they replied .

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened

“Go tell them I am in home and invite them in.”
The woman went out and invited the men in.
“We do not go into a House together!” they replied.

“Why is that?”She asked.

One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said as pointing to one of his friends, and said, pointing to another one , “He is Success, and I am Love .” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!”He said.”Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”
His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?”
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love.”

“Let us heed/follow our daughter-in-law’ s advice,” said the husband to his wife !

“Go out and invite Love to be our guest.”

The woman went out and asked the three old men , “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest .”
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other two also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: “I only invited Love; Why are you coming in?”
The old men replied together: “If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success.”

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