Archive for June, 2007
Meaning of the BEEP Sounds in a PC
0- One Beep:
- Problem: DRAM refresh failure.
- Solution: This may be due to Bad memory chips, a bad DMA Chip, or Bad memory addressing chips on the motherboard.
- Two Beeps:
- Problem: Parity error or Parity Circuit failure.
- Solution: Your memory may not be seated properly on the mother board. Unplug and plug it properly.
- Three Beeps:
- Problem: Bad memory or bad mother board.
- Four beeps:
- Problem: Timer failure in the RAM.
- Five Beeps:
- Problem: CPU chip may be dead.
- Six Beeps:
- Problem: Keyboard controller may have failed.
- Seven beeps:
- Problem: CPU is dead.
- Solution: Retry the connections and test. Replace the whole motherboard.
- Eight Beeps:
- Problem: Video card is missing or Bad.
- Nine Beeps:
- Problem: Damaged ROM BIOS.
- Solution: BIOS chip has to be replaced if it persists.
- Ten Beeps:
- Problem: CMOS shutdown.
- Solution: Replace CMOS memory and associated chips.
- Eleven Beeps:
- Problem: Cache memory test has failed.
- Solution: To enable cache memory try CTRL+ALT+SHIFT++.
- One long Beep and Three short Beeps:
- Problem: Memory failure.
- One long Beep and Eight short Beeps:
- Problem: Video card failure.
- Solution: Try to install video card in another slot.
- No Beeps:
- Solution: Check Power supply. Check mother board connections. Remove all cards except video card and check for system power up. Insert all cards one at a time and check their operation. If system hangs on the installation of a particular card, then it is the cause for the problem and replace it with another of that type and check.
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Ain’t ENGLISH a Funny Language ?
2- There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple …
- Is cheese the plural of choose?
- If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
- In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways? - Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
- We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
- And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham?
- If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese?
One index, two indices? - How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
- When a house burns up, it burns down.
- You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.
- When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
- English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France.
- How can ‘slim chance and a fat chance‘ be the same, while ‘ wise man and a wise guy‘ are opposites!
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THE HOUSE RULES
3#1. The female always makes the rules.
#2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
#3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all females are born with this knowledge.
#4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may immediately change some or all of the rules.
#5. The female is never wrong.
#6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
#7. If rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
#8. The female may change her mind at any given point in time.
#9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
#10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
#11. On birthdays, the female doesn’t get older, she just keeps getting better and better and better.
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