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How to Catch a LION

Written by Gradly in Funny
  • Newton’s method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught the lion.

  • Einstein’s method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

  • Software Engineer method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to a Lion.

  • Indian Police method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

  • Gandhi’s method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

  • George bush’s method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him !!!

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  • Costing $6.2 million, this Honda ad follows a “domino” effect of car parts for two minutes. “There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in the film. Everything you see really happened in real time, exactly as you see it. The film took 606 takes”. Enjoy it.

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Boys:
1- Drive to the bank, park, and go to the Cash Dispenser
2- Insert card
3- Dial code and desired amount
4-Take the cash and the card

Girls:
1- Drive to the bank
2- Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - failure
7- Park car - success
8- Search for the card in the handbag
9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
10- Throw phone card back in handbag
11- Look for bank card
12- Insert card
13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
14- Enter code
15- Study instructions for 2 minutes
16- #Cancel#
17- Re-enter code
18- #Cancel#
19- Call husband to get correct code
20- Enter desired amount
21- #Error#
22- Enter bigger amount
23- #Error#
24- Enter maximum amount
25- Cross fingers
26- Take cash
27- Go back to the car
28- Check make-up in rear mirror
29- Look for keys in handbag
30- Start car
31- Drive 50 meters
32- STOP
33- Drive back to bank machine
34- Go out of the car
35- Take card back from machine
36- Go back to the car
37- Throw card on passenger seat
38- Check make-up in rear mirror
39- Manually check haircut
40- Go into roundabout - wrong way
41- BREAK
42- Go into roundabout - right way
43- Drive 5 kilometers
44- Remove hand break

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  • Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
  • Son: “I will choose my own bride!”.
  • Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”.
  • Son: “Well, in that case…ok”.
  • Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
  • Father: “I have a husband for your daughter”.
  • Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”.
  • Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank”.
  • Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”.
  • Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
  • Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president”.
  • President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”.
  • Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law”.
  • President: “Ah, in that case…ok”.

This is how business is done!!

The moral of this story:

  • Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.

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  • A guide with steps to follow you will need to unlock the iPhone for use on other networks other than AT&T. Thank you George Hotz.

+ Download file here.
+ Online Guide.

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