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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.

This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the book-keeper: “Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.

The book-keeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper’s temple, cocks it up and says: “Ask him again!”

The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”

The book-keeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”

The Godfather asks the lawyer: “Well, what’d he say?”

The lawyer replies: “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger!!”