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Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s

Written by Gradly in Funny, Jokes

Boys:
1- Drive to the bank, park, and go to the Cash Dispenser
2- Insert card
3- Dial code and desired amount
4-Take the cash and the card

Girls:
1- Drive to the bank
2- Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - failure
7- Park car - success
8- Search for the card in the handbag
9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
10- Throw phone card back in handbag
11- Look for bank card
12- Insert card
13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
14- Enter code
15- Study instructions for 2 minutes
16- #Cancel#
17- Re-enter code
18- #Cancel#
19- Call husband to get correct code
20- Enter desired amount
21- #Error#
22- Enter bigger amount
23- #Error#
24- Enter maximum amount
25- Cross fingers
26- Take cash
27- Go back to the car
28- Check make-up in rear mirror
29- Look for keys in handbag
30- Start car
31- Drive 50 meters
32- STOP
33- Drive back to bank machine
34- Go out of the car
35- Take card back from machine
36- Go back to the car
37- Throw card on passenger seat
38- Check make-up in rear mirror
39- Manually check haircut
40- Go into roundabout - wrong way
41- BREAK
42- Go into roundabout - right way
43- Drive 5 kilometers
44- Remove hand break

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11 comments on “Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s”

Beti said: (Tuesday 28 August, 2007 )
Hmmmm…. according to this post, I’m a guy… Oh well… you learn something new about yourself every day….
Noura said: (Tuesday 28 August, 2007 )
First time visiting your blog.. Finally something light hearted around
all true.. but you missed two points though between 7 & 8: after locking the car we check if we have the car key..and while walking toward the ATM we check our whole look reflection on any glass door on sight to make sure all is good
and we don’t drive without seat belt..
Maioush said: (Wednesday 29 August, 2007 )
ya 7aram 3aleak, come on man, we are not that bad :S
ana bajeblak yaha b 4 steps kaman
miss sea lover said: (Wednesday 29 August, 2007 )
wallah i was somehow busy…:)thanks for asking
Gradly said: (Wednesday 29 August, 2007 )
Beti; consider yourself an exception.

Noura; wow you have a good insight, LOOOOOOOL.

Maioush; ha ha … I need more offers … anybody can get it less than 4 ?!!:)
Gradly said: (Wednesday 29 August, 2007 )
miss sea lover; don’t worry, but I missed ur writings..
Roadrunner said: (Wednesday 29 August, 2007 )
Damn it man, thats right girls sucks in everything..
Dead End said: (Saturday 23 August, 2008 )
Wow, that is really true about girls, I have seen this habit of girls in Pakistan, India and Saudi Arabia also…
you know they even forget about their meals, when busy in makeups….
Verbal Alchemy said: (Monday 25 August, 2008 )
and like beti, im a guy too!but then again, i always knew im a male up there!
Verbal Alchemy said: (Monday 25 August, 2008 )
Gradly Said: “Maioush; ha ha … I need more offers … anybody can get it less than 4 ?!!:)”

ah ana im a banker, so no need to drive
Gradly said: (Monday 25 August, 2008 )
verbal Alchemy; so … we discard the 1st step (=total 3)… I recommend u go home now … and later u can drive back to work (4 again !! No way) lool