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Story Corner: The Perfect Husband

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4 years ago
by Gradly in , ,

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H – Husband, W – Wife)

H – “Hello?”

W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

H – “Yes.”

W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

H – “What’s the price?”

W – “Only $1,000.”

H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”

W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”

H – “What price did he quote you?”

W – “Only $65,000…”

H – “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…”

H – “What?”

W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.”

H – “How much are they asking?”

W – “Only $450,000 — a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?”

W – “OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

H – “Bye…I love you too…”

The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks “Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???”

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Truths From Little Children

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4 years ago
by Gradly in

1. Putting crayons in the microwave or the clothes dryer is a no-no.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

7. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

8. It’s not a good idea to shine the bathroom floor with Vaseline.

9. Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

10. School lunches stick to the wall.

11. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

12. You can never put toothpaste back in the tube.

13. The best place to be when your sad is in Grandma’s lap.

14. Never put chewed gum in your pocket without a wrapper.

15. Moms get mad when you cut your own bangs.

16. Moms gets even madder when you let your friend cut your bangs.

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I believe in all of this …

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4 years ago
by Gradly in

1. I believe that life is there to enjoy.

2. I believe crushes are there to crush hearts.

3. I believe true love is there from the start.

4. I believe you should give people chances.

5. I believe brothers and sisters are made to teach.

6. I believe that good things will come to people who work hard.

7. I believe great things come to people who never give up .

8. I believe silence will teach you something if you listen hard.

9. I believe that the heart leads you in the right direction if you follow it.

10. I believe friends are needed no matter who you are.

11. I believe family should stick by your side.

12. I believe God will help you if you believe in him and trust him.

13. I believe drugs destroy.

14. I believe sleep calms the soul.

15. I believe the heart and soul are more important than looks.

16. I believe trust helps the world go round.

17. I believe love brings great things.

18. I believe kids could teach adults a lot if adults would just listen.

19. I believe that being popular is not the key to life.

20. I believe you should always chase your dreams.

21. I believe hope is something everyone needs.

22. I believe you need to make time for fun.

23. I believe a simple smile can make anybody’s day better.

24. I believe that money cannot buy happiness.

25. I believe books can take you anywhere.

26. I believe jokes have to be there to keep people sane.

27. I believe people are special the way they are.

28. I believe that true friends will last a lifetime.

29. I believe that enjoying what you do will help you enjoy life more.

30. I believe parents are more important than you think.

31. I believe the sky is the limit.

32. I believe you should shoot for the stars.

33. I believe being loved and loving are two totally different things.

34. I believe that you have to love yourself before you can love others.

35. I believe records are made to be broken.

36. I believe promises should be kept.

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This is said to be “Truth”

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4 years ago
by Gradly in

TRUTH: 21st Century

  • Our communication – Wireless
  • Our telephone – Cordless
  • Our cooking – Fireless
  • Our youth – Jobless
  • Our food – Fatless
  • Our Labour – Effortless
  • Our conduct – Worthless
  • Our relation – Loveless
  • Our attitude – Careless
  • Our feelings – Heartless
  • Our follies – Countless
  • Our arguments – Baseless

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

  • Our BO$$ – Brainless
  • Our Job – Thankless
  • Our Salary – Very less.

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