Archive for August, 2007

Wedding SQL Procedure

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@ Bride Char(Good);

AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM USA_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND
BrideEduStatus= ‘PGorAbove’ AND
HavingBrothers= ‘NO’ AND
HavingSisters =’No’ AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’;

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw; UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal;
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold;
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (’BMW’);

END;
GO

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Canned ART

4 years ago

by Gradly in Misc.

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Story Corner: Student vs. Professor

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes, Stories

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.”

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam.”

Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical .”

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Help me; I’ve got a virus in my mouse !!

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny

Hi All,
I have a very sincere request to all of you. Please don’t send files that are contaminated with virus to me or anyone. One of you (I don’t know who) had sent a virus file to me and damaged my mouse drivers very seriously. I have attached the details of what has happened (please check the 1st Comment). Hopefully, you’ll be careful next time.

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