My Daily Postings . . My Daily Experience
Archive for August, 2007
A very-awake photographer
Aug 5th
This photo and many others are taken by a creative photographer trying to shoot everything seem weird or worthwhile. find them right on his web site.
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(No Ratings Yet)Good One To Laugh
Aug 4th
- A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
- Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell a Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
- A man got two wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC.
- Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
- When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
- “A Ship is always safe at the shore – but that is NOT what it is built for” – Albert Einstein.
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ATV, Jordan’s first independent TV Channel
Aug 2nd
ATV (Jordanian United TV Broadcasting Company PLC), Jordan’s first independent TV Channel started its pilot broadcast and signal testing as of July 23, 2007. The channel is broadcasting through Nilesat 102 on a frequency of 12303H¾.
ATV was founded by Mohamad Alayyan, a Jordanian business man who has invested in Jordan’s media scene including Al-Ghad daily, Al-Waseet classified paper, in addition to several magazines and FM radio stations.
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(No Ratings Yet)jokes X jokes III
Aug 2nd
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.
This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the book-keeper: “Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.
The book-keeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”
That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper’s temple, cocks it up and says: “Ask him again!”
The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”
The book-keeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”
The Godfather asks the lawyer: “Well, what’d he say?”
The lawyer replies: “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger!!”
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(No Ratings Yet)Story Corner: The Difference between Rich & Poor People
Aug 1st
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, “How was the trip?”
“It was great, Dad.”
“Did you see how poor people live?” the father asked.
“Oh yeah,” said the son.
“So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?” asked the father.
The son answered:
“I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food, but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.”
The boy’s father was speechless.
Then his son added, “Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.”
The moral of this story:
- M1- Isn’t perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don’t have.
- M2- Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
- M3- Life is too short and friends are too few.
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