Archive for September, 2007
jokes X jokes VIII
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- OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE MY PERFORMANCE. …?
OFFICER : M P!!!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED
Popularity: 2% [?]
How Smart is Your Right Foot ??!
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This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And if you are anywhere near as stubborn as I am, you will keep trying at least a few more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so. And, there’s nothing you can do about it!
Go ahead KEEP TRYING ALL YOU WANT!
Popularity: 4% [?]
Birthday Game
10Select month, date and color that is relevant to you and complete the sentence.
- Pick the month you were born in:
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- Pick the day (number) you were born on:
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- Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
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Popularity: 3% [?]









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