Archive for September, 2007

jokes X jokes VIII

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE MY PERFORMANCE. …?
OFFICER : M P!!!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED

Popularity: 2% [?]

How Smart is Your Right Foot ??!

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Humor

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And if you are anywhere near as stubborn as I am, you will keep trying at least a few more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so. And, there’s nothing you can do about it!

Go ahead KEEP TRYING ALL YOU WANT!

Popularity: 4% [?]

Birthday Game

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Humor

Select month, date and color that is relevant to you and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:

January: i shot
February: i ate
March: i killed
April: i ran away with
May: i fell in love with
June: i murdered

July: i gave my shoes to
August: i sang a duvet with
September: i had crush on
October: i danced with
November: i kissed
December: I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1: homeless guy.
2: a fat lady.
3: a mad cow.
4: a mad monkey.
5: a mexican.
6: a gangster.
7: a monkey.
8: an ipod.
9: my best friends boyfriend.
10: a goat.
11: my dog.
12: my cat.
13: the computer.
14: my science teacher.
15: my neighbor.
16: myself.

17: a giraffe.
18: my bestfriend’s girl friend.
19: a gorilla.
20: a stuffed animal.
21: a permenant marker.
22: a policeman.
23: a cannibal.
24: a baseball bat.
25: my pshyciatrist.
26: old lady.
27: hockey stick.
28: a football player.
29: a post man.
30: a paperclip.
31: my cell phone.

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: Because i was high.
Black: Because I was drunk.
Pink: Because I m a half dead.
Red: Because I was in mental hospital
Blue: Because i cant control myself.
Green: Because I hate myself.

Purple: Because I’am shy.
Gray: Because that’s the way I am.
Yellow: Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange: Because I enjoy it.
Other: Because I was hungry.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Story Corner: Marvelous Answer

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes, Stories

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute.”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?”

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic:

“Try to do it when the engine is running.”

Popularity: 3% [?]