January: i shot
February: i ate
March: i killed
April: i ran away with
May: i fell in love with
June: i murdered

July: i gave my shoes to
August: i sang a duvet with
September: i had crush on
October: i danced with
November: i kissed
December: I hit

1: homeless guy.
2: a fat lady.
3: a mad cow.
4: a mad monkey.
5: a mexican.
6: a gangster.
7: a monkey.
8: an ipod.
9: my best friends boyfriend.
10: a goat.
11: my dog.
12: my cat.
13: the computer.
14: my science teacher.
15: my neighbor.
16: myself.

17: a giraffe.
18: my bestfriend’s girl friend.
19: a gorilla.
20: a stuffed animal.
21: a permenant marker.
22: a policeman.
23: a cannibal.
24: a baseball bat.
25: my pshyciatrist.
26: old lady.
27: hockey stick.
28: a football player.
29: a post man.
30: a paperclip.
31: my cell phone.

White: Because i was high.
Black: Because I was drunk.
Pink: Because I m a half dead.
Red: Because I was in mental hospital
Blue: Because i cant control myself.
Green: Because I hate myself.

Purple: Because I’am shy.
Gray: Because that’s the way I am.
Yellow: Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange: Because I enjoy it.
Other: Because I was hungry.