jokes X jokes VIII

• OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
  CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
  OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
  CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
  OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
  CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
  OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
  CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
  OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
  CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
  OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
  CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
  OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
  CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
  OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
  CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
  OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
  CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
  OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?
  CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
  OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
  CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
  OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
  CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
  OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
  CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
  OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
  CANDIDATE MY PERFORMANCE. …?
  OFFICER : M P!!!!
  CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?
  OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED