Archive for September, 2007

I know what you do in Ramadan !!

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Humor

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jokes X jokes VII

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes

Once all the scientists decide to play hide-n-seek…
Unfortunately Einstein becomes the seeker…
He is supposed to count up to 100…and then start searching…
Everyone starts hiding except Newton
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein…
Einstein is counting… 97, 98, 99, 100…
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front…
Einstein says “Newton’s out… Newton’s out…”
Newton denies and says i am not out…!
He claims that HE IS NOT NEWTON.
All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton…!
How??! TRY
Locate the answer in the 1st comment.
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears” You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side…
You know what?”
“What dear?”, she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I think you’re bad luck”.

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Story Corner: A disappointed Salesman

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny, Jokes, Stories

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place”

“That should have worked,” said the friend.

The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…”

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Super Silly Quiz

4 years ago

by Gradly in Funny

The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t even see it. What is it?

There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

How could you rearrange the letters in the words “new door” to make one word?

Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

Think a while and check your answer in the 1st comment.

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