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Archive for September, 2007

A Psychopath Test

9
4 years ago
by Gradly in

  • Read this question, come up with an answer and then check the result.
  • This is not a trick question.
  • It is as it reads.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

  • [Give this some thought before you answer, see answer in the 1st comment]

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Zodiac Personality Test

4
4 years ago
by Gradly in

  • I’ve just taken this test, thanks Maioush.

  • Anyway I don’t believe in this or zodiacs at all. but I wonder how this test really works.

  • Anybody would help?!!

  • + Maioush’s blog.
  • + Take the Test.

  • The Test showed that I’m an Aries, and that’s actually true. !!

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Story Corner: Old Age

4
4 years ago
by Gradly in , ,

Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.

One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”

After about six seconds of ‘careful consideration’ , she answered “Yes. Yes, I will.”

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to Their respective places.

Next morning, he was troubled. “Did she say ‘yes’ or did she say ‘no’?” He couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he just Could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to The telephone and called her.

First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’ or did you say ‘No’?”

He was delighted to hear her say, “Why, I said, ‘Yes, yes I will’ and I Meant it with all my heart.”

Then she continued, “I am so glad that you called, because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.”

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Cows & Softwarism

2
4 years ago
by Gradly in

Softwarism:

Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them.

1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off).

2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan).

3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design).

4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework).

5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC).

6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2.

7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework).

8 . Redo step 4.

9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over).

10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing).

11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.

12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls.

13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing).

14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test).

15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk.

16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue).

17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.

18. Client is happy ???

By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk.

(Software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1).

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