Archive for October, 2007
If you love someone … [different views]
Oct 31st
- THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was …
- & THE NEW VERSIONS …
| Pessimist:
If you love someone, |
Playful:
If you love someone, |
| Optimist:
If you love someone, |
Suspicious:
If you love someone, |
| Bill Gates:
If you love someone, |
Finance expert:
If you love someone |
Popularity: 3% [?]
Riddles X Riddles once again
Oct 30th
Riddle #1:
The poor have it
The rich need it
But if they were both to eat it
They would surely die.
Riddle #2:
Turn us on our backs
Open up our stomachs
You will be the wisest of men
Though at first a lummox.
Riddle #3:
It occurs once in a minute
Twice in a moment
But never in one hundred thousand years.
Riddle #4:
I have a bed, but never sleep
I always run, but have no feet
I have a mouth but do not speak.
Riddle #5:
You eat something you neither plant nor plow
It is the son of water, but if water touches it, it dies.
Riddle #6:
Speak, friend, and enter!
Riddle #7:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Riddle #8:
My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
Riddle #9:
You can see nothing else
When you look in my face
I will look you in the eye
And I will never lie.
+ Give ‘em a try, answers will be put later.
Popularity: 5% [?]
3 Riddles, Test your Mind …
Oct 29th
Riddle #1:
Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I`m gone too fast. What am I?
Riddle #2:
I dance and breathe and can even deceive. I am not alive, yet watch how I thrive. Do not come too near or I will eat you my dear. What am I?
Riddle #3:
There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?
+ Answers to be placed later.
Popularity: 4% [?]
21 Amazing Facts
Oct 29th
1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.
2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!
3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.
4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.
5. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe .
7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.
8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.
10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
14. Our eyes (Pupils) are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
15. Everyone’s tongue print is different, like fingerprints.
16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.
17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .
20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
Popularity: 3% [?]
This JOKE won an award for the best joke competition
Oct 28th
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
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This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and was sent by an INDIAN … !!!
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