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This JOKE won an award for the best joke competition

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4 years ago
by Gradly in , ,

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”.

“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

  • This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and was sent by an INDIAN … !!!

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I Apologize …

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4 years ago
by Gradly in , ,

I Apologize… For all the mean things I might have said.I Apologize… For all the things I did or didn’t do.

I Apologize… If I ever ignored you.

I Apologize… If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.

I Apologize… If I ever thought I was better than you.

I Apologize… For everything wrong I’ve ever done.

I Care for You… Don’t ever forget that!

Through bad times and good,

I’ll always be here for you.

I’m writing this because… what if… tomorrow…

Do you know why ?!! Check it HERE.

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What is B.E ?!!

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4 years ago
by Gradly in ,

8 semesters are there:

  • 80 GB syllabus,
  • 80 MB we study,
  • 80 KB we remember,
  • 80 Bytes we answer,
  • BINARY marks we get,
  • The Degree finally we get is BE.

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

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Interesting Logic Equations

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4 years ago
by Gradly in ,

PART 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Donkeys + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkeys + work
in other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkeys that work

PART 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Donkeys + earn money
if Men - earn money = Donkeys
in other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

PART 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Donkeys + spend
if, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

Summary:

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys

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