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Archive for October, 2007
I Apologize …
Oct 27th
I Apologize… For all the mean things I might have said.I Apologize… For all the things I did or didn’t do.
I Apologize… If I ever ignored you.
I Apologize… If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I Apologize… If I ever thought I was better than you.
I Apologize… For everything wrong I’ve ever done.
I Care for You… Don’t ever forget that!
Through bad times and good,
I’ll always be here for you.
I’m writing this because… what if… tomorrow…
Do you know why ?!! Check it HERE.
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(No Ratings Yet)What is B.E ?!!
Oct 27th
8 semesters are there:
- 80 GB syllabus,
- 80 MB we study,
- 80 KB we remember,
- 80 Bytes we answer,
- BINARY marks we get,
- The Degree finally we get is BE.
That is Brain Empty (B.E)
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(No Ratings Yet)Interesting Logic Equations
Oct 25th
PART 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Donkeys + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkeys + work
in other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkeys that work
PART 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Donkeys + earn money
if Men - earn money = Donkeys
in other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
PART 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Donkeys + spend
if, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys
Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys
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NEVER LIE TO YOUR BOSS
Oct 24th
BOSS said to an employee: “Do you believe in life after Death?”
EMPLOYEE : “Certainly not! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied.
BOSS : “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,He came here looking for you.!”
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