• If your father is a poor man,
  It is your fate but,
  If your father-in-law is a poor man,
  it’s your stupidity.
• I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
• Practice makes perfect…
  But nobody’s perfect…
  So why practice?
• If it’s true that we are here to help others,
  Then what exactly are the others here for?
• Since light travels faster than sound,
  People appear bright until you hear them speak.
• How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
  Money is not everything.
  There’s Mastercard & Visa.
• One should love animals.
  They are so tasty.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman
  And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry.
  After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.
• The wise never marry.
  And when they marry they become otherwise.
• Success is a relative term.
  It brings so many relatives.
• Never put off the work till tomorrow
  What you can put off today.
• “Your future depends on your dreams” So go to sleep
• There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
• “Hard work never killed anybody”
  But why take the risk
• “Work fascinates me”
  I can look at it for hours
• God made relatives;
  Thank God we can choose our friends.
• The more you learn, the more you know,
  The more you know, the more you forget
  The more you forget, the less you know
  So.. Why learn.
• A bus station is where a bus stops.
  A train station is where a train stops.
  On my desk, I have a work station…
  What more can I say !!

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