Children’s LAWS OF Ownership

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  • If I like it, it is mine.
  • If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
  • If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
  • If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
  • If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
  • If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
  • If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
  • If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.
  • If it’s yours and I steal it, it’s mine.
  • If I………………………!   Oops, sorry! I’ve been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents!

What Happens If…

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What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!! The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good. The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.  The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee. The Israeli : will
  • Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
  • Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
  • Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
  • Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
  • Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
  • Re-occupy the West Bank, and Gaza Strip.
  • Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot them.
  • Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
  • Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
  • Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

Academy Award Winners

Written by Gradly on . Posted in blog, Gossips, Movies

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  • Best Motion Picture of the Year Winner: THE DEPARTED 
  • Best Achievement in Directing Winner: Martin Scorsese for THE DEPARTED
  • Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role Winner: Forest Whitaker for THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
  • Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role Winner: Helen Mirren for THE QUEEN
  • Best Achievement in Editing Winner: THE DEPARTED
  • Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song Winner: AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
  • Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen Winner: LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
  • Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score Winner: BABEL
  • Best Documentary, Feature Winner: AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
  • Best Documentary, Short Subject Winner: THE BLOOD OF YINGZHOU DISTRICT
  • Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role Winner: Jennifer Hudson for DREAMGIRLS
  • Best Foreign Film Winner: LEBEN DER ANDEREN, DAS
  • Best Achievement in Visual Effects Winner: THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
  • Best Achievement in Cinematography Winner: LABERINTO DEL FAUNO, EL
  • Best Achievement in Costume Design Winner: MARIE ANTOINETTE
  • Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published Winner: THE DEPARTED
  • Best Animated Feature Film of the Year Winner: HAPPY FEET
  • Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role Winner: Alan Arkin for LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
  • Best Achievement in Sound Winner: DREAMGIRLS
  • Best Achievement in Sound Editing Winner: LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA
  • Best Short Film, Live Action Winner: WEST BANK STORY
  • Best Short Film, Animated Winner: THE DANISH POET
  • Best Achievement in Makeup Winner: LABERINTO DEL FAUNO, EL
  • Best Achievement in Art Direction Winner: LABERINTO DEL FAUNO, EL

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