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Story Corner: A farmer’s donkey fell down into a well
0A farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it wasn’t worth it to save the donkey. He asked his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed shovels and began to shovel dirt into the well.
First, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. As the neighbors shoveled dirt on the animal, he shook it off and took a step up. Soon, all were amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!
Life shovels dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
The donkey later came back and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer died in agony from septic shock.
The Moral of this story:
- M1 – When you do something wrong and try to cover yourself, it always comes back to bite you!
- M2 – Remember the 5 simple rules to be happy:
1)- Free your heart from hatred – Forgive.
2)- Free your mind from worries – Most never happen.
3)- Live simply and appreciate what you have.
5)- Expect less.
4)- Give more.
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What Car Names mean !!
7- AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention.
- BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet.
- FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
- FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
- HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive.
- SAAB : Shape Appears @ss-Backwards.
- SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.
- VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
- PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
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What is Marketing ?!
21. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”.
- That’s Direct Marketing.
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”.
- That’s Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me”.
- That’s Telemarketing.
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you Marry Me?”.
- That’s Public Relations.
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry ! Me?”.
- That’s Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face”.
- That’s Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband.”.
- That’s demand and supply gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.
- That’s competition eating into your market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me! your wife arrives.”.
- That’s restriction for entering new markets.
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Poem Highlights: Why Computers Sometimes Crash!
5[You gotta read this one out loud]
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort
And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
And the double-clicking Icon puts your window in the trash
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.When the copy on your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk
And the macro code instructions are causing unnecessary risk
Then you’ll have to flash the memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM
And then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
+ By Dr. Seuss
Update:
Dr. Seuss: Theodor Seuss Geisel (March 2, 1904 – September 24, 1991) was a famous American writer and cartoonist best known for his classic children’s books under the pen name Dr. Seuss, including The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. His books have become staples for many children and their parents. Seuss’ trademarks were his rhyming text and his outlandish creatures. He wrote and illustrated 44 children’s books.
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