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Reason why never visit a 5-star Hotel
6- Question: “What would you like to have ?Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?”
- Answer: “tea please”
- Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
- Answer: “Ceylon tea”
- Question: “How would you like it ? Black or white ?”
- Answer: “white”
- Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
- Answer: “With milk ?”
- Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?”
- Answer: “With cow milk please”
- Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?”
- Answer: “Um, I’ll take it black “
- Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?”
- Answer: “With sugar”
- Question: “‘Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
- Answer: “Cane sugar”
- Question: “White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
- Answer: “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead”
- Question: “Mineral water or still water ?”
- Answer: “Mineral water”
- Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
- Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst”. !!
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Funny Questions !!
3- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented ?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes ?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ?
- Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one ?
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ?
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks ?!
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ?
- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag ?
- Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive ?
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea … Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it ?
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Story Corner: A farmer’s donkey fell down into a well
0A farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it wasn’t worth it to save the donkey. He asked his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed shovels and began to shovel dirt into the well.
First, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. As the neighbors shoveled dirt on the animal, he shook it off and took a step up. Soon, all were amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!
Life shovels dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
The donkey later came back and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer died in agony from septic shock.
The Moral of this story:
- M1 – When you do something wrong and try to cover yourself, it always comes back to bite you!
- M2 – Remember the 5 simple rules to be happy:
1)- Free your heart from hatred – Forgive.
2)- Free your mind from worries – Most never happen.
3)- Live simply and appreciate what you have.
5)- Expect less.
4)- Give more.
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