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Lessons in Logic #2

Written by Gradly in Funny, Humor
  • If your father is a poor man,
    It is your fate but,
    If your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it’s your stupidity.
  • I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
  • Practice makes perfect…
    But nobody’s perfect…
    So why practice?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others,
    Then what exactly are the others here for?
  • Since light travels faster than sound,
    People appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
    Money is not everything.
    There’s Mastercard & Visa.
  • One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  • Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.
  • The wise never marry.
    And when they marry they become otherwise.
  • Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.
  • Never put off the work till tomorrow
    What you can put off today.
  • “Your future depends on your dreams” So go to sleep
  • There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
  • “Hard work never killed anybody”
    But why take the risk
  • “Work fascinates me”
    I can look at it for hours
  • God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.
  • The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. Why learn.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where a train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station…
    What more can I say !!

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Mistakes and Mistakes

Written by Gradly in Funny, Humor
  • If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a new style
  • If a driver makes a mistake, It is a new path
  • If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture
  • If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation
  • If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law
  • If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention
  • If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion
  • If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory
  • If a boss makes a mistake, It is a new idea
  • If an employee makes a mistake, It is a Mistake Only

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1.) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2.) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3.) On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4.) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5.) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6.) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7.) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8.) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9.) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

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Fuji Sankei Building in Tokyo

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“Dancing House”

Here’s a building that should really get your attention when walking pass it. The Dancing House is considered as one of the more real controversial buildings in Prague . The DH was actually designed by a great architect from California , which only proves that he had done some type of hallucinogen while designing it.
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” Robot Building “

The Bank of Asia is a very famous building in Bangkok . It was made way back in 1985, and it’s robotic appearance is just a symbol of the modernization of banking. It also has the ability to transform into a mega-robot. So, if Godzilla ever decided to show his green face in the land of Bangkok , they would have to fight!
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“Ripley’s Building”

If you saw this picture for the first time, you’d probably thought that it was hit by a massive earthquake. But it wasn’t. In true fashion of the Ripley Legacy, it was built to reflect the odd 1812 earthquake that measured 8.0 on the rick. The building has now become one of the most photographed in the world because of it.
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“The Wilson Hall”

This somewhat modernize building was actually built between 1971 and 1974. It’s unique design gives the Wilson Hall a great sense of structure, and a prominent landmark for the skyline. The building provides big laboratories, offices, and supports space for over 1500 scientists. And it houses all kinds of strange experiments.
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“135 Degree Angle”

This bizarre house really doesn’t have an official name, but it does have a 135 degree angle. So that’s what we’re going to call it. Unfortunately, the only info we have about this house is that it was built in China or Japan . And that it has a silly pink roof. And if you look real close, you’ll notice that it’s on a 135 degree damn angle.
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“Hotel Sofitel”

This hotel’s unique design was directly inspired by the traditional temples in Japan . The Tokyo Sofitel has over 72 rooms, and 11 suites with 3 non-smoking floors. And 5 meeting rooms that includes high-tech boardrooms. Please realize that you have to sell your soul in order to step foot inside this amazing hotel.
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” Triangle Building “

We wonder what type of work goes on inside this kind of a building. The unofficial Triangle Building is just a wonder to look at and to ponder over. But, can this be one of the evil headquarters for Scientology or Starbucks? Does this building have triangle bathrooms? There’s so many damn questions!
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“The Astra Haus”

The strange building is actually a brewery in Hamburg , Germany . The floors can move up or down on it’s skinny column core. As of now, the unique building has been destroyed. One of it’s more famous beer brands was recently bought by a big refreshment corporation. And that beer brand was called Astra.
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“Upside Downer”

Take a journey into the unknown with a building called Wonder Works . It’s central Florida ’s only upside down attraction. And an amusement park for your mind, and your stoner friends. This odd building has over 100 wacky interactive exhibits for your entire family to experience. But make sure you free your weed before coming.
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“Crooked House”

You know that your looking at a real building right? The Crooked House was built in 2004 as an addition at a popular shopping center, and is a major tourist attraction in Sopot , Poland . We just wonder what happens when someone who’s under a controlled substance sees this building for the first time in their life.

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Is this bus traveling to the Left or Right ?

Can’t make up your mind?!!
Look carefully at the picture again.

Okay … Check the answer in the 1st Comment.

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