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Diff. between Boys & Girls when getting cash from ATM’s
11Boys:
1- Drive to the bank, park, and go to the Cash Dispenser
2- Insert card
3- Dial code and desired amount
4-Take the cash and the card
Girls:
1- Drive to the bank
2- Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut
5- Park car – failure
6- Park car – failure
7- Park car – success
8- Search for the card in the handbag
9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
10- Throw phone card back in handbag
11- Look for bank card
12- Insert card
13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
14- Enter code
15- Study instructions for 2 minutes
16- #Cancel#
17- Re-enter code
18- #Cancel#
19- Call husband to get correct code
20- Enter desired amount
21- #Error#
22- Enter bigger amount
23- #Error#
24- Enter maximum amount
25- Cross fingers
26- Take cash
27- Go back to the car
28- Check make-up in rear mirror
29- Look for keys in handbag
30- Start car
31- Drive 50 meters
32- STOP
33- Drive back to bank machine
34- Go out of the car
35- Take card back from machine
36- Go back to the car
37- Throw card on passenger seat
38- Check make-up in rear mirror
39- Manually check haircut
40- Go into roundabout – wrong way
41- BREAK
42- Go into roundabout – right way
43- Drive 5 kilometers
44- Remove hand break
Popularity: 3% [?]
Story Corner: How Business is done !!
3- Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
- Son: “I will choose my own bride!”.
- Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”.
- Son: “Well, in that case…ok”.
- Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
- Father: “I have a husband for your daughter”.
- Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”.
- Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank”.
- Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”.
- Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
- Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president”.
- President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”.
- Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law”.
- President: “Ah, in that case…ok”.
This is how business is done!!
The moral of this story:
- Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.
Popularity: 2% [?]
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A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald’s one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: “Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!”
The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.
Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. – “They were used to sharing everything .”
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn’t eaten a thing.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.
A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, “Ma’am, why aren’t you eating. You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?”
She answered “THE TEETH”.
Popularity: 9% [?]
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