Parody

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
• Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal” people at the Special Olympics?
• If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
• If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
• If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
• Can you cry under water?
• If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
• Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
• Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

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