The Mac vs PC Campaign ads were some of the most entertaining advertisements on TV with John Hodgman (being a PC) and Justin Long (being a Mac). Unfortunately Apple pulled the plug on the fun last year. However, Adweek has compiled all 66 ads for your viewing pleasure. and they are ordered chronologically. All 66 ads were directed by Phil Morrison of Epoch Films for TBWA Media Arts Lab.

Note: Part 2 (the remaining 33 vids) will be posted soon

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For 14 years, South Park has taken the news and given it a unique and timely twist with a no-holds-barred candor that often leaves viewers in stitches. Tonight’s Season 15 premiere—which took on the issue of Apple’s secret tracking of iPhone and iPad users and added a disgustingly sinister twist courtesy of Steve Jobs—continued that tradition in truly stellar form. Watch out the humorous video below:

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The guys at Youtube ooJLEoo cannot stop their mockery of every and each Apple products and Apple’s last iPad 2 was no exception. Take a look:

And one from Conan O’Brien, below:

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Germany is starting to build a name for itself as the startup cloning capital of the world. German clones of popular U.S. services, refer to the very previous post.

The latest German clone, Verwandt, means “related” in English. Its design and functionality is very similar to its U.S. counterpart, Geni (a cool service enabling you to build your own family tree free for free). In fact it goes well beyond similar – Verwandt is a Geni clone dressed up in some cuddlier graphics. It uses the same layout and quick sign-up flash-based registration form as the U.S. site. They’ve also copied the family tree navigation and profile pages. Take a look below to judge the similarities for yourself. Here is:

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Whether you’re looking for social bookmarking, photo sharing, video posting or a college social network, Germany’s clever entrepreneurs have done the translation for you and some even fared quite well.

You are familiar with some great services like Facebook, digg, blogger, flicker, YouTube, etc. Germany has cloned their versions of these by itself. See the table listed below.

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• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
• Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal” people at the Special Olympics?
• If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
• If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
• If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
• Can you cry under water?
• If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
• Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
• Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”.
- That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”.
- That’s Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me”.
- That’s Telemarketing.

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you Marry Me?”.
- That’s Public Relations.

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry ! Me?”.
- That’s Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face”.
- That’s Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband.”.
- That’s demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.
- That’s competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me! your wife arrives.”.
- That’s restriction for entering new markets.

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• The bandage was wound around the wound.
• The farm was used to produce produce.
• The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
• We must polish the Polish furniture.
• He could lead if he would get the lead out.
• The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
• A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
• When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
• I did not object to the object.
• The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
• They were too close to the door to close it.
• The buck does funny things when the does are present.
• A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
• To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
• The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
• After a number of injections my jaw got number.
• Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
• How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
• Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

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• There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple …
  
• Is cheese the plural of choose?
• If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
• In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
  Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?
  Have noses that run and feet that smell?
  Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
• Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
• We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
• And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham?
• If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
  One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese?
  One index, two indices?
• How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
• When a house burns up, it burns down.
• You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.
• When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
• English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France.
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• In the beginning was the Plan.
• And then came the Assumptions.
• And the Assumptions were without Form.
• And the Plan was without Substance.
• And Darkness was upon the faces of the Workers.
• And they spoke among themselves saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinks.“
• And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung and we cannot live with the smell.“
• And the supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, “It is a container of organic waste and it is very strong such that none may abide by it.“
• And the managers went unto their Directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by it.“
• And the directors went unto their Executive directors, saying, “It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very powerful.“
• And the executive directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying, “It promotes growth and is very powerful.“
• And the vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects.“
• And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.
• And the plan became Policy.
• And this is how shit happens.

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