One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?â€
“Reading a book,†she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?â€)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,†he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.â€
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.â€
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,†says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,†says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipments. For all I know you could start at any moment.â€
“Have a nice day ma’am,†and he left.
The moral of this story:
- Never argue with a woman who reads.
6 Responses to “Story Corner: Never argue with a woman who reads !!”
Love it.. that was hilarious!!
sure, i’ll not argue with a woman who reads 🙂
lol..u know, i copy alot of ur posts and send themas emails…since they r nice..hope u don’t mind..:D
of course I don’t mind ..
Gradly, you don’t know how close I came to posting this one!! Beat me to it, you did…and yes, hilarious!!!!!!!!1
I’m so flattered … thank you “my treasure”:)