• Once all the scientists decide to play hide-n-seek…
    Unfortunately Einstein becomes the seeker…
    He is supposed to count up to 100…and then start searching…
    Everyone starts hiding except Newton
    Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein…
    Einstein is counting… 97, 98, 99, 100…
    He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front…
    Einstein says “Newton’s out… Newton’s out…”
    Newton denies and says i am not out…!
    He claims that HE IS NOT NEWTON.
    All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton…!
    How??! TRY
    Locate the answer in the 1st comment.
  • A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
    One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears” You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.
    When I got fired, you were there to support me.
    When my business failed, you were there.
    When I got shot, you were by my side.
    When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
    When my health started failing, you were still by my side…
    You know what?”
    “What dear?”, she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
    “I think you’re bad luck”.

16 Responses to “jokes X jokes VII”

  1. Gradly says:
    September 18, 2007 at 11:50 AM

    He claims that HE IS NOT NEWTON.
    His proof:

    Newton says:
    I am standing in a square of area 1m square…
    That means I am Newton per meter square…
    Since Newton per meter square = Pascal
    HENCE I’M PASCAL NOT NEWTON.

  2. Moey says:
    September 18, 2007 at 1:40 PM

    thanks for the comment, heh yeah well according to many teenage porn movies.

  3. Gradly says:
    September 18, 2007 at 1:59 PM

    I referred to Pulp’s facebook group but haven’t found any comment, but actually the one in which you appraise the current cover of the mag.

  4. Rebelious Arab Girl says:
    September 18, 2007 at 2:17 PM

    hahaha.. the Newton one was clever!!

  5. Khaled says:
    September 18, 2007 at 2:43 PM

    Lol at bad luck. =)

  6. Gradly says:
    September 18, 2007 at 3:04 PM

    cool shabab LOOOOOL 🙂

  7. Noura says:
    September 18, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Bad, bad husband.. shame on him !!
    Is there a part two for this joke where she can bang him on the head or something !! just kidding >:)
    loool

  8. Gradly says:
    September 18, 2007 at 3:51 PM

    ha ha ha, bas sho ye3mal eza kanet wesh na7es 3aleh ?!!

  9. Noura says:
    September 18, 2007 at 4:05 PM

    هـو جـاب النحـس علـى حـالـو مـن نيتـو العـاطلـة
    She is his good luck charm, he could have died from all what he’s been through if it wasn’t for her support.. so you see,he needs a bang !!!

  10. Gradly says:
    September 18, 2007 at 4:37 PM

    waaaaaaal, netu 3a6lel ?!!
    men will not beat women anyway

  11. Noura says:
    September 18, 2007 at 4:44 PM

    طيـب مـا تـزعـل ..خلـص مـا فـي ضـرب، عيـب… خلـي اللـه يضـربـو
    lool

  12. Gradly says:
    September 18, 2007 at 4:54 PM

    oohhhhhh, it doesn’t deserve all of this, I think we amplify it shway 🙂

  13. Noura says:
    September 18, 2007 at 5:05 PM

    I know, am sooooooorry.. couldn’t resist the idea 🙂

  14. Gradly says:
    September 18, 2007 at 5:07 PM

    me too, push my self to the limit … no retreat no surrender 🙂 lol

  15. bakkouz says:
    September 19, 2007 at 7:08 AM

    dude the newton one is awesome 😀

  16. Gradly says:
    September 19, 2007 at 9:37 AM

    yes man it’s really splendid .. 🙂