1.) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2.) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3.) On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4.) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5.) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6.) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7.) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
8.) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
9.) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby