A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.â€
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This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and was sent by an INDIAN … !!!
4 Responses to “This JOKE won an award for the best joke competition”
Did this really won a contest?!! I’ve read funnier things on your blog, those should’ve won
what award did this exactly win? I mean, its alright, but in my opinion, its not really that funny 😛
i’m never eating iceberg lettuce again.
winning an award doesn’t meant that it’s the funniest ever joke, maybe the collection where judges have to select from is not that good …
I don’t know which prize it won cuz its all “3la zemmet el-rawi” anyway i like it