Famous Tech News Blog Gizmodo has made a challenge “use your skills to depict Steve Jobs as either good or evil” and this is the winning image.

Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. 4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others. 6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them. 7....

Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay. Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens. First Law of Living: As soon as you start...

If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. I was born intelligent – Education ruined me. Practice makes perfect… But nobody’s perfect… So why practice? If it’s true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak. How come...

If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a new style If a driver makes a mistake, It is a new path If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory If a boss makes a mistake, It is a new...

1.) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2.) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3.) On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4.) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby. 5.) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6.) Resource...