One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said: “hijack” * * * * * * * * * * Everybody in the plane put there hands up. Then suddenly * * * * * * * * * * Another guy from another side got up and said “hi…john”

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.” The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”. “Chinese, Japanese,...

I Apologize… For all the mean things I might have said.I Apologize… For all the things I did or didn’t do. I Apologize… If I ever ignored you. I Apologize… If I ever made you feel bad or put you down. I Apologize… If I ever thought I was better than you. I Apologize… For everything wrong I’ve ever done. I Care for You… Don’t ever forget that! Through bad times and good, I’ll...

BOSS said to an employee: “Do you believe in life after Death?” EMPLOYEE : “Certainly not! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied. BOSS : “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, He came here looking for you.!”

A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone...

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ? CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ? CANDIDATE :...