Boys: 1– Drive to the bank, park, and go to the Cash Dispenser 2– Insert card 3– Dial code and desired amount 4-Take the cash and the card Girls: 1– Drive to the bank 2– Check make-up in the mirror 3– Apply perfume 4– Manually check haircut 5– Park car – failure 6– Park car – failure 7– Park car – success 8– Search for the card in the handbag 9– Insert...

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: “I will choose my own bride!”. Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”. Son: “Well, in that case…ok”. Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: “I have a husband for your daughter”. Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”. Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World...

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H – Husband, W – Wife) H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I...

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald’s one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: “Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!” The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his...

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.” If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you...

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and...