Here are some of the first reactions to the new Transformers: Dark of the Moon movie have been released, and the verdict so far is overwhelmingly positive. Check out the video below following the one-line reactions to the movie from various film critics Scott Mantz – Access Hollywood “The best 3D since Avatar.” Mike Wilber – NBC “The best Transformers ever!” “Transformers: Dark of the Moon is...

In the confines of cubicles by artificial light Sipping coffee from the machines day and night Speaking on the phones, in meetings we sit Staring the monitor, the keyboard we hit Far away from loved ones Wife, children; daughters and sons whom for days we do not meet Remembering them, working on our seat This is life for us, working away from home & loved ones in places afar What a life, software professionals we are...

Mom (yelling): Get out of bed you silly fool! Get up right now, it’s time for school. If you don’t dress without a fuss, I’ll throw you naked on the bus! Child: Oh, Mom, don’t make me go today. I’m feeling worse than yesterday. You don’t know what I’m going through. I’ve got a strange, rare case of flu. My body aches, my throat is sore. I’m sure I’m knocking on...

When troubles come your soul to try You love the friend who just stands by. Perhaps there’s nothing he or she can do The thing is strictly up to you. For there are troubles all your own And paths the soul must tread alone. Times when love can’t smooth the road Nor friendship lift the heavy load. But just to feel you have a friend Who will stand by until the end. Whose sympathy through all endures Whose warm handclasp is always...

[You gotta read this one out loud] If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash And the double-clicking Icon puts your window in the trash And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash Then your...